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Confessions of a Hausfrau: What the Bloody Hell Happened?
02.02.10 | Permalink | 2 Comments

*This piece is written for any married or single women out there that has ever felt un-fabulous or sorry for themselves. You should never feel that way again.
I just had a rude awakening. I realized that I am almost middle aged (I know I’m exaggerating, but this is what I feel like), I’m no longer [...]
English, Stuff I like, funny and silly, shameless self promotion, wishful thinking
Love letter to Microsoft
01.20.10 | Permalink | 10 Comments

Dear Microsoft,
You know how annoying it is to start to write something on MS Word or start to make something on MS Excel only to have that annoying office assistant bugging you, wanting you know your business, right?
I would have thought that the know-it-alls there in Microsoft have a little more imagination, but apparently not. [...]
English, Horror, Matter of UnimportanceTM, Stuff I like, funny and silly, sentimental production, wishful thinking
Full Moon and Strange Stories
12.02.09 | Permalink | 6 Comments

A lot of people say that humans are at their craziest most aggressive behavior during the full moon. Try googling “what the full moon does to human” and you will get this, a page full of articles and studies linking human behavior and the full moon.
I have nothing against the moon or the sun, but [...]
English, Matter of UnimportanceTM, Stuff I like, funny and silly, personal experience, reality check, shameless self promotion, wishful thinking
Stupid Stuff And Further Proof That I Am Indeed AWESOME!
11.17.09 | Permalink | 4 Comments

Stupid things happened to me again, as usual. But like always, I tend to enjoy these things and share them with the rest of the world (and by rest of the world, I meant the two of you, my faithful readers) rather than to keep them hidden in order to make people think that I”m [...]
English, Indonesian problems, Stuff I like, funny and silly, rants, reality check
A Jakartan all Grown Up
10.30.09 | Permalink | 13 Comments

I’m 33 years old, going to be 34 in three months, but I have only really lived my life the past three years.
I am, well rather was (emphasize on the past tense), a pure Jakartan. During my childhood, we lived in East Jakarta, in the nicest area of East Jakarta, but nonetheless East. Jakarta is [...]
English, Horror, Indonesian problems, non-prophet organization, religion
The Madness That Is Aceh..
10.27.09 | Permalink | 9 Comments

I”m Acehnese, and it pains me to see how Aceh has been turned backwards by a group of lunatic extremists. First it’’s Sharia being imposed on everyone, which is actually not a big problem as long as they do so with respect to gender equality and the modern philosophies and technology (like Malaysia and Brunei, [...]
English, Stuff I like, funny and silly, personal experience
Why naming private parts makes you look like a freak
10.22.09 | Permalink | 11 Comments

*This post is written by Rima's evil twin sister, Myra.
Hey everybody! It seems like my stupid sister has abandoned this blog yet again. While she's not here, I'd like to add some class to this blog by publishing this very interesting piece I've been wanting her to, but as you know how that uptight bitch [...]
English, Horror, Indonesian problems, Sick Society, contemplation, non-prophet organization, rants, reality check
Earthquake the will of God? Get a brain, will you???
10.07.09 | Permalink | 16 Comments

Seriously, I am so sick of hearing people’s opinion regarding the continuous natural disasters hitting Indonesia and especially reading people’s status updates on facebook that continue to say that these natural disasters are God’s will or that God is angry at Indonesians, etc.
Some even go as far as connecting the time of the earthquakes to verses [...]
English, Indonesian problems, contemplation, news, reality check
Indonesia vs. Malaysia: Why are Indonesians easily provoked?
09.03.09 | Permalink | 31 Comments

As a people, Indonesians have become more and more hot-headed by the minute. It is actually something to be ashamed of as hot-headedness is one of the typical signs of being uneducated (thus not being able to keep one’s cool).
Not only are we getting more hot-headed, it seems that we are also falling deeper into [...]
English, Horror, Stuff I like, contemplation, funny and silly, personal experience, rants, reality check
Fat, beautiful AND fabulous! Yes, these 3 words work together well.
08.04.09 | Permalink | 13 Comments

I think that I am fucking fabulous and the goddess of awesome, and nobody can tell me otherwise and if they attempt to do so I”d sit on them til they can”t breathe no more. But it’’s no secret that I have been dealing with somewhat of a weight condition. I will not use the word ”problem” [...]

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