Treespotter suggested I post about boobs today. Anita’s done one, Elyani also did one, Tree’s gonna post his this evening. His exact words about this boobs movement (pun intended) were “I‘m doing this in the name of peace – Make Love Not War in Indonesian Blogosphere. Let’s Talk Boobs.”
Ok, so let’s talk boobs (and I know for some, they’re gonna fondle too)
I’ve actually talked about boobs before HERE and THERE. I have mentioned boobs a lot in my other posts too, because as you know, my blog is ALL about vagaygays, sex, and dicks. Well, the smartass who said that was misinformed, cos this blog is also about BOOBS and ASS.
In the ‘HERE’ post, I talked about how I used to hate my boobs (still do, kinda) and how I have embraced (no pun intended) the idea of big boobs equals sexy, and how I have to come to appreciate them.
In the “THERE’ post I made fun of Kate Hudson’s barely there boobs. Well, they’re more like strategically placed zits, really, but that’s beside the point.
Today, I’m gonna talk about my boobs and how I still dislike them, and maybe share a funny boob story, heaven knows, I have plenty of those.
I don’t like my boobs cos they’re huge. I often stare at women with A or B cup boobs and envy them for having ‘ceplok telor’ (=sunny side up fried eggs) for boobs. Picture a woman with normal sized boobs running in the meadow with the wind in her hair, all smiles, with birds chirping and butterflies around her, in a summer dress with NO BRA.
See, I can’t do that. Bras are to me like air or water is to all of you.
There is no chance of me running around in a sunflower field or a beautiful meadow braless, it’s just not possible. If anything, running around anywhere will require me wearing serious badass yet supportive and tender sports bra.
Yes, it’s THAT big.
And yes, in some cliques in Jakarta, I go by the name of ‘watermelon’ as well as miss gorgeous and bencong. true story.
Once, I went with some girlfriends to a gay/drag club where women aren’t allowed in and as expected, we weren’t allowed in. I REALLY wanted to go in because the club was famous for it’s drag shows. The weekend after, I went with some of my gay friends there but not before they made me up to look like a drag queen. I was wearing a hideous white low-cut blouse, had a blond wig on, HEAVILY made-up that would put RuPaul to shame. I looked a bit like Dolly Parton, only MUCH bigger. (And you know I am a big-boned girl, right?)
Sure enough, they let me in. I was so happy to finally be able to get in that club. When inside, my gay friends introduced me to their other friends, some of which were in drag. I spoke lowly, acting as a tranny, but then they started to stare at my boobs admiringly. One asked where I got my boobs done, I told them I had them done in LA. Another asked to touch my little ponies to feel the consistency and I couldn’t say now so I let him, and then another, and another. Soon enough, at least 15 gay guys touched my twin buddies and was awed at how real they felt. My friends couldn’t keep a straight face and finally told them that I was a woman.
Not long after, I was kicked out of the club. I thought that it might be either word got round that I have a poonanie instead of a schlong or maybe one of the drag queens was pissed off my real boobs were bigger than her fake titties.
I am against breast reduction surgery now, especially today, mainly because:
a. It’s bloody expensive,
b. The skin below my neck, when scarred, produces horrific keloid scars,
c. After reading Elyani’s post about how drinking coffee has been linked to female breast shrinkage I thought I’d better start drinking coffee instead,
d. I don’t want to end up with yucky boobs like these people:
So I have decided to keep them, although I get so tired from carrying them around everywhere I go that I sometimes wish I can just leave them in the refrigerator at home. Why refrigerator? Cos maybe although I am a warmhearted breast person,
I sometimes like my boobs nice and fresh (not old and stale).
Please, make love not war, let’s talk boobs!! (and let’s go beyond the Indonesian blogosphere!!)
I am tagging Therry, Kopral Geddoe, Adrian, Richoz, Diny, creepy, Mike and Dilligaf to do a post on boobs (or a body part of your choice).
*Update: Got THIS HILARIOUS LINK from Brandon. Go on, click it, you know you want to…
*Update 2: I originally tagged Unspun, but un-tagged him because I thought his blog is so serious and I thought he might not appreciate it. But I see he has posted a comment here, so, yes unspun, I tagged you, and you are welcome to do the boobs post!
Tree also tagged me, and now I’m confused because I don’t know shit about boobs
anima´s last blog post..Rob Paravonian’s Pachelbel Rant
“kenapa? either you got them and you can relate, or you like ‘em, and you can relate.
if you don’t got them and can’t relate, i suggest you go back in time and imagine the times where you had to suck them to survive.
kalo gak bisa juga, kelaut aja d!
lolololol”
But… I love my boobs! I’ve nothing against them!! they’re my fav part of my body! LOL
therry´s last blog post..Some Animals…
“the write about how you love ‘em!!”
Give me 24 hours…..I need to do some research
“ROTFLMAO!!!”
yes mam. I’ll try to be brief.
I would advise against a boob job for the same reason as advising against enlargement.
You tend to lose feeling in the, …nipple area, and, of course, this would make for a less enjoyable experience when making love with someone.
It is, of course, up to you, but, i have heard that China has come up with some new bra innovations that support better than the old fashioned bras.
(boy…I am way over my head, there)
I think a quick exit would be wise, now.
I mean, being a guy and all, eh?
boneman´s last blog post..Get Well Trout. Dance for us Baby….
“well.. I, for one, would never need a boob job. And yeah, I am also against it..
”
wah…untung gak ditembak nulis soal boobs…
“Mau???
”
A. I don’t believe that your boobs are big. You should prove it by posting a pic of them in their full glory.
B. I’m jealous of the gay guys.
C. Can I touch?
Dotsson´s last blog post..Colin Powell Endorses Obama
“You should believe everything I say because:
a. I am God
b. Even if I wasn’t, some people think I am
c. I might smite you if you don’t believe me.
the answer to your question c is. NO. But you may touch my neighbor’s.”
I like boobs but I love women’s butts much more. Maybe your next topic, teh.
“Maybe.. I’ve got plenty of that too.
”
Tagged! I hate tags. ….. Butt I may make an exception for this one.
Mike´s last blog post..577 – JOHN!!!! Katie Couric!!!! Ted Drews!!!!
“I know you will!!”
OH MY GOD…long time no blog walk here and … hahahaha..
OH MY GOD Rima..didn’t you sexually stimulated (lol) when the gay guys touched your boobs? you really shud be the star of Samantha at the “sex and the blog” tv show!
hahahaha..
“Are you kidding me? Of course there was no stimulation of any kind..they were gay guys and it was in the middle of a crowded club!”
ps: except for the boob, Samantha has small boobs
“That, she does..
”
Hey ya, I’m with you Mbak?! I love my boobs just the way they are. Even Mr. Hubby loves them too huahahaha
I love my boobs because they gave my daughter the best milk in the world at her first 6 month then plus 8 months, total 14 months she drank and ate food from mine
No boobs surgery, i’d rather do boobs exercise to lift up and make them firm
“yeah, surgery on that area is kinda scary.. I wouldn’t do it..”
Done, tough work sweating ones tits off to meet publishing deadlines. deadlines
Dilligaf´s last blog post..Bustin’ Out (Bekasi version)
“I read it and it is BRILLIANT! I can see that it took a lot of research to write the post!! :p”
I love boobs, period.
But I also want to touch fake boobs.
ecky´s last blog post..English (American) & English (British/Australian)
“Go to LA, I think there are plenty of that going around..
”
@boneman – My mom bought those bras! But they work more for back support rather than breast enlargement seeing that hers are already massive enough that she even inherited me with it -gloating-
“Jadi maksudnyah kamuh punyah gedeh gituh??? :p”
Iya Rim, tootsienya Therry wowie bikin cowoq2 pada nengkok waktu kita ketemuan baru2 ini secara doi pakai tank top low cut. Sayang lupa difoto..hahaha!
Yeah, everyone is obsessed with boobs, not one or the other of the genders. But we all know women do not choose their boob size – and unlike you, Therry or Ecky, I only have a great pair of … glasses!
Elyani´s last blog post..More coffee, smaller boobs???
“Oh ya? lol
”
lain kali poto ya, kalo perlu poto itunya aja, mukanya gak usah..
Mine’s pretty small, although not non-existent like Kate Hudson’s. I definitely can walk around bra-less, and often do actually. Regarding size, hubby says anything more than a handful is a waste – so I guess I’m OK
I used to buy those wired bras with padding, so I can actually look like I have cleavage! But nowadays I’m so laid back, I chose comfort over style (those wires can be very uncomfortable) so I only buy non-wired non-padded bras these days. But whenever I mention non-wired and/or non-padded, those stupid shopkeepers often try to offer me “mini-sets” i.e. bras for 12-year-old *grumbles*
No breast augmentation for me, thanks… I don’t want to end up a wrinkly old woman with unnaturally taut, bouncy tits hahahahaha! But I definitely want to touch fake boobs, or rather poke them, to see how it feels!
mia´s last blog post..Bonnie’s Poses
“More than a handful is a waste? lol
Lucky me Mr. Husband like ‘em big.. but I wish I have just a handful. I think that should be enough..
miniset < -- hahaa.. I never had one. Even when I was 10/11, my first bra was already a real one..."
Did you tag me or did you not? or did you tag and then untagged me?
Unspun´s last blog post..Branding conundrum
“My answer to this question is in the post, update 2″
[...] post originates from Rima’s post about boobs, in welcoming International Blog About Boobs Week, I therefore participate because she has tagged [...]
Oh, Rima…the mental imagery is just too much for me. I can’t wait to see what Mike has to say…
Bilbo´s last blog post..Let Me Paint You a Picture…
“LOL!!
But still, Mike hasn’t posted his boobs post yet. I really wanted to know what stuff he will come up with..”
Wakkkkssss 15 gay guys touch your boobs???, hahahaha, loe gak geli jeung. ASli, loe emang gilingan yahhh.
But I envy you for having a BIG boobs, coz mine is not so big, just like a “ceplok telor” tapi double size… Eh, tapi kalo pake supported bra sih looks so… errr… HOT, hahahahaha
btw, apa khabar say, aku baru keluar dari RS, vertigo berat. skarang lagi berhenti menulis dulu untuk sementara, sambil ngerjain PR yg belum kelar. Buku kepending sampe january… ugh, doain yah biar cepat kelar, biar bisa ngeblog lagi.
btw, this post make me ROTFMAO!!!
*hugs*
“Well, they didn’t touch as much as they poked to see how it feels like, but yeah, at least 15 of them were feeling and touching, and not in a sensual way, it was like I was put under a microscope.. lol
Ya ampunn.. ati2 dong jeung, sampe vertigo gituh.. kalo dah sembuh bilang2 ya, kita ngobrol2 lagi kaya dulu..
”
Hmmm… One day you will look back on this and think “Hey, I was hot!”
“Never said I wasn’t..;)
I know I am, I know it’s true! LOL”
Soooo extremely jealous of those gay guys pfff…
*inhale, exhale*
Ah yes, I am against breast reduction surgery too!!
Eru Reed´s last blog post..Kedatangan Tamu Mendadak…
“LOL”
@Elyani – LOL. Bayar tau, bayar!! Mwahahahah
[...] mudah-mudahan ini memenuhi syarat dalam menjawab blognya Rima dan jurnalnya [...]
*looks down*
nyeshh,, lets just flaunt it!
*high-five!*
yoanitya´s last blog post..just for fun
“Sudah diterima high-five nya!! lol”
Oh gross… those pictures are going to give me nightmares. Thanks a lot, mak!
Diny´s last blog post..Tattling on the Bad Driver
“No problem nek.. gw demen klo lo nightmare trus tiba2 bikin post soal teti kadi jg.. lol”
About the tag and post. I’m still doing research and it’s killin’ me! This is hard work!
Mike´s last blog post..581 – Not my fault!
“Hard work? Not harder than carrying a huge pair around that cause back pains I’m sure..
In any case, I’ll be waiting!”
[...] Posted on October 26, 2008 by unspun The every saucy Rima Fauzi tagged Unspun to write about, er, boobs, a subject that Unspun does not normally touch in [...]
hehe
i like this topic
“Good for you then.
”
[...] matter? we talk about Boobs here!), I therefore very excited to must participate different from Rima or Therry who tell some stories (good or bad) of having a large boobs, so It’s obvious since [...]