#1. After months of in-depth consultations, Indonesian lawmakers have decided that bikinis are acceptable attire for beaches in the mainly Muslim country, an MP said Friday.

Isn’t it cool that Indonesian lawmakers has nothing better to do than discuss bikinis thoroughly? I wonder if they have sample pictures and have it up on the wall in their meeting and test whether or not the pics of women in bikinis will make their schlongs grow long.

#2. Supporters of the Stockholm-based AIK ice hockey team scored an unusual hat trick of heckling on Tuesday night featuring dildos, profane banners, and a giant inflatable penis.

Darn, I wish I was at the match. I would’ve enjoyed being there!

Dildos? Good! Giant inflatable penis? Great! Signs that say “Bend over, Bitch!”? Even better! What’s not to like? Why does these kinds of things never happen where I’m at?

#3. A Roman Catholic nun who accused a Hindu mob of raping her said Friday that she will not cooperate with local police, alleging that they stood by idly during the attack. In her first public comments, the nun said a group of about 50 men tore off her clothes and raped her. Later, she said, she was paraded naked, together with a priest, past several policeman who refused to help her.

This is certainly proof that evil, ignorance and stupid exist anywhere. To think that the police stood there quietly, doing nothing or probably watching, as a nun was gang-banged by 50 of men disgust me even more than the thought of a 43 yr old marrying a child. People are really turning insane!

#4. And last but not least, the Bali bombers are finally getting what a lot of people think they deserve, which is execution. But on the downside, this execution will have a bit of a negative impact on our tourism. Australia is urging its citizens to rethink travel to Indonesia, saying the threat of a terrorist attack is high as the country prepares to execute three militants over the 2002 Bali bombings. I hope no radical fundies are gonna do anything as this, dying in a ’syahid’ way is what they all strive for.

That’s all the news I have for today, I will be back tomorrow or Monday with some more stuff.