Apparently my boring twin sister Rima is not really in the mood for writing much lately so I’ve decided to take over for a bit.

If you are not one of her pathetic 6 loyal readers, you wouldn’t know me, so in this case let me introduce myself, I am Mira Fauzi, her very awesome twin (or what she calls her evil twin. Geez, that Rima sure has an imagination on her. She’s got huge knockers, but brains she has not)

Anyhoo, I’m not gonna bore you with pseudo-intelligent articles and whatnots like she does, I’m just gonna share with you something that will no doubt make you wish this is MY blog and not hers (just admit that what she writes make you snore!)

Lo and behold, the reason I get up in the morning every week for the past 7 weeks:

and now, for the money shot (hold your breath and you guys can thank me later) …..

Maaann.. this guy’s booty gives a totally new meaning to the term “bun in the oven”.  I can totally imagine them just coming out of the oven. His buns are so HAWT they make me want to slap some whip cream on ‘em then pour some chocolate syrup on top of ‘em and devour them like there’s no tomorrow! YUMMMMM!!!*licking a popsicle frantically while imagining the buns and trying to type this all in the same time*

Now that I’ve got y’all’s attention, I would like to just say that this guy (Jonathan Waud, a contestant on the second season of Bravo’s  “Make me a Supermodel“) is the epitome of hotness, BECAUSE he is darn hot, muscular and has a tight ass. I do not care that he has a wife and baby (that he repeatedly calls ‘beautiful’ yeah Jon.. we are convinced they are.. I mean, if you have to repeatedly say that they are, we believe you *rolls eyes*) I think he is one delicious piece of meat and a guy this beautiful should not limit himself to just one woman. If Julio Iglesias slept with 3000 women, he should sleep with me 3000 times and then with other women.. *trailing off…*

I mean, I love my sister and all (may God bless her soul) but she is one dumb bitch for always liking those stupid “ugly sexy” guys. WHAT?????????? I mean, I agree that there are certain men with unconventional good looks, but if a man is ugly, he is FUGLY. I don’t think it’s humanly possible to be both ugly and sexy. (I’m sure the bitch will disagree with me on this and defend her theory in length sometime in the future but fuck her, what does she know, she’s got brains the size of a pea, I tell you!)

Now on to another hot piece of ass, a hot piece of GAY ass, but a hot one nonetheless.

American Idol’s Adam (G)Lambert

I have a very soft spot for American Idol’s Adam Lambert since his audition. He is hot, pretty, awesome and boy.. he can sing like Axl Rose when he was still a human being (as opposed to now, Carrot Top’s non-human twin)

FAIL!!!

Adam Lambert might not want to make sweet passionate love to me (not because I’m not hot enough but I might be too hot for him) but if he would make passionate love to his boyfriend and let me watch, that’ll be the next best thing (and just to make it interesting, Imma eat some banana split..*wink wink nudge nudge*)

This is the Adam I love and admire (I love him on American Idol as well but we all know how homophobic America and TPTB are, they must have had him tone it down a little bit) watch and enjoy it multiple times like I do daily!

Ok, this is enough trash to grace my sister’s blog for one day, I will come back soon with more, but let’s not do it too soon as to not cause my dear sister a cardiac arrest. I wouldn’t want that, would you? *evil and knowing smirk*

Take care now!