A lot of people say that humans are at their craziest most aggressive behavior during the full moon. Try googling “what the full moon does to human” and you will get this, a page full of articles and studies linking human behavior and the full moon.

I have nothing against the moon or the sun, but I have however noticed how during full moon, at least here in Brussels, strange behavior among people – my friends and I included – are on the rise. Strange occurences as well.

And as if 12 full moons per year is not enough, there's an extra moon that happens in every two or three years called the blue moon (which after some internet researching, only now does the term “once in a blue moon” make sense to me).

There will be two full moons that will occur in one month this year, and both will happen in December. Today, December 2nd, we will have a nice and bright full moon. We will also have a blue moon on December 31st.

Now I have no way of knowing what's gonna happen today, my family and friends might not think whatever's gonna happen or whatever's happened to me is weird at all as they all think I AM the one that's weird to the core, but I know that something weird is gonna happen. To me. As always.

I was thinking to live blog today to let you all know what will happen to me today, but then I thought against it because I'm afraid that whatever's gonna happen to me might be embarrassing and can become incriminating evidence.

I can already imagine it now…

The streets are suddenly covered by a thick fog, and in a distance the sound of a bell as the clock strikes midnight starts to chime loudly…

“ding.. dong…ding….dong”

Strange sounds are starting to echo in the background.

“Aoooooooooooooouuuwww…. Aooooooouuuuuuuwww……….”

It sounds as if a pack of wolves is nearing by, howling loudly as to announce their presence. Strange, there's never wolves in this area, it’’s the city for God’’s sake! Why now? What's happening???

“AAaarggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” She can feel her flesh ripping as if there were a thousand swords cutting through her body from the inside out..

“Damn it.. What's going on?????? Aaaarrgghhhh .. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

“Bloody Hell, the full moon, the strange smells, the fog!! It all makes sense now. I'm turning into a werewolf!”

She struggled to keep the pain under control while slowly turning into a werewolf. She felt so hungry, a hunger so intense, nothing like she's ever experienced before. A hunger for blood, for fresh meat, a hunger for fresh live meat. She could even smell the fear of the people in their homes as they peek out their windows and see her roaming the streets in her new form.

“What's that smell??? Mmmmmmmmmmm.. delicious.. it smells like fresh young meat.. could it be???” As she tried to find the source of the smell she spotted a terrified young man who started to run for his life.

“Hahahahah.. he thinks he can run away from me? My first meal??? I'll show him who's boss!!” she started to run after him.

(..After 100 metres of sprinting….)

“Darn it, I'm soooo tired!!” Panting, she rested herself on the side of the road. Then she noticed a big window and looked at her reflection.

“WHAT?? After turning into a werewolf, I'm STILL bloody FAT??? What the fuck?? So now I'm Rima the fat werewolf???” She cursed and howled in frustration holding back her tears and her hunger inside.

“Fuck it, Imma go home and order Chinese take out.” She started heading back home while dialling her favorite Chinese take out place on her mobile. Chicken Kung Pau sprang to her mind.

Ok, I admit my imagination is fucked up and weird. But it is the full moon tonight, and maybe it's not all myth? I mean, look at how strange my story is! At least it's not as embarassing as this cartoon! (look below, click HERE to go to the blog where I got it from)

Happy full moon everyone!