Dear Microsoft,
You know how annoying it is to start to write something on MS Word or start to make something on MS Excel only to have that annoying office assistant bugging you, wanting to know your business, right?
I would have thought that the know-it-alls there in Microsoft have a little more imagination, but apparently not. I mean, as long as we are bugged by that annoying office assistant, the least you guys can do is be creative, funny and imaginative.
You can make assistants like these that I found on the internet:
Nice, huh?
If you can’t think of anything else, here’s a thought. EMPLOY ME!!!
Here are MY VERSIONS of the assistants below. I would make more, but this is my lunch hour, and I do have to get something to eat, so I had time only to make three today. Maybe I will make more in the future, maybe not. Who knows? (Yeah with me, nobody knows. I’m like God that way. Unpredictable.)
An MS Word assistant for lying, cheating whores:
An MS Excel assistant for those desperate and out of a job without hope of finding another job:
I even made an assistant for the consumption of the Indonesian ALAYs! And God knows we have so many of them now and this could be very profitable for Microsoft.
Come on Microsoft, you won’t be sorry having me in your work-force! I am after all the epitome of Awesome!
Ps: I can start immediately.
HILARIOUS! Love it!
mwaahhhahahhahaha kocak!!!!
i worship thee.they should give you the job.
Lying cheating slut…*ngakak koprol*You make my day my lady… you make may day…*instal yang versi alay*
I love this post!
Speak!
hahaha kocak, gimana cara bikinnya tuh???
LOL.
c’mon, it’s so hilarious! you’re right, Microsoft should employ you..
You’re all absolutely correct. And yes, microsoft should employ me.. :p
hehehe.. kocak rim..
“Thanks..
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OMG, Cool.. hehe, the unique way to get a job..